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avatar Mark Manson
I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE GIVEN ME A PIECE OF IT EVERY DAY SINCE WE GOT MARRIED.

I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE GIVEN ME A PIECE OF IT EVERY DAY SINCE WE GOT MARRIED.

avatar Agni Gauss

What the heck was that for? I found a piece of paper with Becky on it. You fool, I placed a bet last week at the horse track, that was a horse's name. I'm sorry, honey. Again today, what the fuck? Your fucking horse called Asshole!

avatar Jeremy Jordan

When I was born, my body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time. That's it! Come on, Woodrow, let's go. Come on! No, you run along. There's something I wanted to discuss with Lamont. Well, I'll go and do some shopping. Goodbye, dear. Oh, you called me dear? Why shouldn't I call you dear? You look lik

avatar Mark Manson
I made you a cup of tea, dear. I'm over here.

I made you a cup of tea, dear. I'm over here.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom? That's a MIRROR, Dear.

Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom? That's a MIRROR, Dear.

avatar jojo9
BACK THEN, YOUR WORD WAS ENOUGH. NO SPEECHES. NO EXCUSES. JUST SHOW UP AND DO RIGHT.

BACK THEN, YOUR WORD WAS ENOUGH. NO SPEECHES. NO EXCUSES. JUST SHOW UP AND DO RIGHT.

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